tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post8842307466208076604..comments2008-08-09T01:41:10.541-05:00Comments on When your only tool is a hammer...: From the WTF filesHammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07550167783969561280bohab1969@yahoo.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-1016017127587266762008-08-09T01:41:00.000-05:002008-08-09T01:41:00.000-05:00"Kids getting fat. I don't get that either. They c...&quot;Kids getting fat. I don&#39;t get that either. They can&#39;t eat what the parents don&#39;t buy! Where&#39;s the discipline in these families??&quot;<BR/>-----<BR/>The worst insult of all is when the parents go on the TV talk shows and claim, with passion &amp; tears in their eyes:<BR/><BR/>&quot;She doesn&#39;t eat more than other kids! We feed her normal meals...&quot;<BR/><BR/>Soooo, your kid&#39;s body violates the laws of physics - I put 10 pounds in, and got 50 pounds back... Right... (rolls eyes)<BR/><BR/>I remember some of the talk shows were showing babies that weighed as much as first graders. They all claims that they either fed their kid normally OR those that were honest made the equally ridiculous claim that they had to feed the kid because they were always hungry (reminds me of the wife-beaters who swear their wives &quot;asked for it&quot;)...<BR/><BR/>Planet Earth...What a parody!Winglesshttp://wingless.aoriginality.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-56827226778246505632008-08-08T00:35:00.000-05:002008-08-08T00:35:00.000-05:00BORDER CONTROL BORDER CONTROL BORDER CONTROL. We ...BORDER CONTROL BORDER CONTROL BORDER CONTROL. We have just GOT to!<BR/><BR/>I haven't seen the dancing dildo. But you know how PBS is... they were the ones that put old Tinky Winky on the Boob Tube too.<BR/><BR/>Jenjenniferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08547226679311827501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-90677569317811928332008-08-08T00:21:00.000-05:002008-08-08T00:21:00.000-05:00I live in Arizona and used to live in southern Ari...I live in Arizona and used to live in southern Arizona, they were constantly making it over the border. And then stealing vehicles or killing people too. <BR/><BR/>I believe in building a big ass wall/fence and putting military forces there, but OMG I'm a fucking racist for believing that. <BR/><BR/><BR/>BITE ME!!! <BR/><BR/>that's where I stand about it.Burficahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08207396583080371466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-67873188725348795522008-08-07T22:58:00.000-05:002008-08-07T22:58:00.000-05:00I was going to say something witty then I remember...I was going to say something witty then I remembered ...doesn't Marv, and Chula have a toy that looks somewhat like dildo man?<BR/><BR/>:)<BR/>I was just saying.Fyremandoughttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02096513397776867307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-27870947626600338042008-08-07T22:41:00.000-05:002008-08-07T22:41:00.000-05:00wow that does look like super bumpy dildo man... w...wow that does look like super bumpy dildo man... what show is that?IEAT_SNOWMANPOOPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04261744998143693124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-71016833846696223172008-08-07T22:27:00.000-05:002008-08-07T22:27:00.000-05:00LOL... the dildo guy is Muno, one of the charcater...LOL... the dildo guy is Muno, one of the charcaters on <I>Yo Gabba Gabba</I>. It's one of my favorite shows, though I suspect it's made to appeal more to the 20something parents than the kids. One episode has a ska song about cleaning up your toys and clothes. The Aquabats are often on, and one of the guys from Devo teaches drawing. Oh yeah... and Biz Markie teaches kids how to beatbox. But they do teach kids why bedtime and naptime are important for being able to play later, that healthy meals are yummy and good for you, and that you should keep your hands to yourself except when giving hugs and high fives... respect others' space and don't push them around when playing together.<BR/><BR/>It's like a very responsible acid trip.Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00163489155225065779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-14085828983774246472008-08-07T22:17:00.000-05:002008-08-07T22:17:00.000-05:00WhiskeyTango FoxtrotWhiskey<BR/>Tango <BR/>Foxtrotmeleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-41646169412490943072008-08-07T22:09:00.000-05:002008-08-07T22:09:00.000-05:00I don't think the kids know what it is, it's just ...I don't think the kids know what it is, it's just people who are old enough to know what a dildo is that get worked up about it. <BR/><BR/>Sam Houston, Stephen Austin, and Davy Crockett must be spinning in their graves.ordinaryjanethttp://ordinaryjanet.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-85161217564380385722008-08-07T21:37:00.000-05:002008-08-07T21:37:00.000-05:00I'm afraid I wouldn't have much use for that show....I'm afraid I wouldn't have much use for that show...<BR/><BR/>The border thing is yet another indication that our elected tormentors are failing miserably. I wonder how the Dem congress is liking thier single digit approval rating. I noticed that they don't bash Bush on his approval rating much these days...Just Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08750966513198534462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-71612091792227585972008-08-07T20:56:00.000-05:002008-08-07T20:56:00.000-05:00Yes, it looks like a lumpy dildo!I agree that the ...Yes, it looks like a lumpy dildo!<BR/>I agree that the mom needs to be whipped for buying that crap for her daughter and allowing the child to become that large! Feed the kid a damn vegetable! Sheesh!<BR/>As far as the mexican army making little side trips into the US... I REALLY like your idea!<BR/>By the way... my husband can drive a tank! Just a thought. ;o)Lonestar Galhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14763531492741522610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-71691730640259287852008-08-07T19:27:00.000-05:002008-08-07T19:27:00.000-05:00Before I even read your post, I thought it was som...Before I even read your post, I thought it was some freaky pleasure toy. Not that I know about such things.<BR/><BR/>Kids getting fat. I don't get that either. They can't eat what the parents don't buy! Where's the discipline in these families??Scarlethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17560614073319109150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-85120467250140007152008-08-07T14:59:00.000-05:002008-08-07T14:59:00.000-05:00My children aren't going to know what a tv is when...My children aren't going to know what a tv is when I have them. Sometimes I catch my nephew watching kid network cartoons with characters that whine when they don't get their way, pick their boogers, and use the word "Friggin". Its crayons and coloring books for mine, the tv freaks me out man...random momentshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05397843545938743977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-29391746973111403622008-08-07T11:58:00.000-05:002008-08-07T11:58:00.000-05:00Hey, you think if I donate to PBS they'll send me ...Hey, you think if I donate to PBS they'll send me one of those bumpy orange love toys???CrystalChickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11778302473630157009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-15855528427821621462008-08-07T11:53:00.000-05:002008-08-07T11:53:00.000-05:00***OHFISHWALL NORF KOREAN MEMO***TO- Mista Hamm'aF...***OHFISHWALL NORF KOREAN MEMO***<BR/>TO- Mista Hamm&#39;a<BR/>FROM- Great Reader KIM Jong IL<BR/><BR/>SUBJECT- Advice on Boarders<BR/><BR/>The ways I&#39;m sees it your US Boarder&#39;s Patrol is only causing great aggravation to the Mexican people who only want to visit your Bed &amp; Breakfasts throughout the U.S. of Bush. Have you no bidness cents? Whats-a-matta-U?<BR/>Ruv You Looong Time!<BR/>Great Reader KIM Jong IL<BR/>PyongYang, NORKO<BR/><BR/>P.M.S. I thought blumpy dildo guy was a picture of my Tape on Dong rocket...that or a pic of the Mexi-sissippi Senator Trent Lott.<BR/><BR/>P.M.S.S. Send fat gurl to Norf Korea. She will slim down in no time.JihadGenehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06440469082415566906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-86609021929263450982008-08-07T11:37:00.000-05:002008-08-07T11:37:00.000-05:00I know I saw that at "Condom Revolution" the other...I know I saw that at "Condom Revolution" the other night. I think PBS is corrupting our children, again.<BR/><BR/>The girl needs a membership at 24 hour fitness. She'd make a great advertising slogan.<BR/><BR/>I like the fence idea as well. Do we have one yet?Mikehttp://unravelingmysteries.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-6028369921886230652008-08-07T11:35:00.000-05:002008-08-07T11:35:00.000-05:00Honey, where are we going? And why are we in this ...Honey, where are we going? And why are we in this hand-basket?!Dan O.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17861748308004322104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-76341588403802057342008-08-07T11:15:00.000-05:002008-08-07T11:15:00.000-05:00Almighty God!Do they make special gloves for diggi...Almighty God!<BR/><BR/>Do they make special gloves for digging that deep into WTF-files without getting any on you???<BR/><BR/>Geez.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>tweakerSpeakerTweakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520767686388236987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-4747142104611471582008-08-07T11:12:00.000-05:002008-08-07T11:12:00.000-05:00"Innocent incursions" my ass. Hell, if they don't..."Innocent incursions" my ass. Hell, if they don't know where exactly the border starts and stops, maybe we could, oh I don't know, PUT UP A FENCE?Kevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06315093661424458165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-50813340259710512052008-08-07T10:58:00.000-05:002008-08-07T10:58:00.000-05:00that thing looks like gumby and pokey's love child...that thing looks like gumby and pokey's love child.<BR/><BR/>I freaked about the Mexican Army in Arizona too...katherine.http://www.blogger.com/profile/06000676644051958330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-27076496275760967952008-08-07T10:46:00.000-05:002008-08-07T10:46:00.000-05:00That's just Gumby with the herp. It teaches kids ...That's just Gumby with the herp. It teaches kids that everyone is special and people with diseases need love too. Even if they're going to pass that nasty-ass disease onto you.<BR/><BR/>I agree with you about the fat kid. The girl's mom needs to refuse to give her crappy food, put her on a healthy diet and make her go outside and get exercise. Interesting though, that I had a picture in my mind of this girl, and I never imagined she was British.Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10402527138728932357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-1987721209257122352008-08-07T09:20:00.000-05:002008-08-07T09:20:00.000-05:00Fat kids (more than 25 pounds over 'average") are ...Fat kids (more than 25 pounds over 'average") are almost always the fault of their parents. It's disgraceful because it gives the child emotinal issues and physical problems for life. Shame on them.Loving Anniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02702046097986873803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-67001620003226565302008-08-07T08:00:00.000-05:002008-08-07T08:00:00.000-05:00He's sort of Gumby-ish, too. But yeah, I see the ...He's sort of Gumby-ish, too. But yeah, I see the dildo resemblance. Ew. <BR/><BR/>Those other stories were infuriating.phlegmfatalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-36619874394314400942008-08-07T07:27:00.000-05:002008-08-07T07:27:00.000-05:00I saw on one of those conspiracy videos that "they...I saw on one of those conspiracy videos that "they" were trying to sexualize our kids early - so you might be right about dildo man - either that or the originator is sexually repressed. Either way...WTF?<BR/><BR/>Don't know WTF is going on at the Mexican border but sometimes your guys fly into our airspace...<BR/><BR/>And I have a problem with all the massively overweight people who eat as much as six regular people but don't even get out of bed - what the hell is the family doing feeding them? (Never mind having to change the fucking diapers - can you imagine?) You are right - the mother just shouldn't have the stuff available.Jeanniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15320507412459242451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31277298.post-29198675622259106252008-08-07T06:53:00.000-05:002008-08-07T06:53:00.000-05:00I'd dance with bumpy dildo man too! TMI?? :o)I'd dance with bumpy dildo man too! <BR/>TMI?? :o)Cheesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02099545260198846488noreply@blogger.com