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Store bought Kimchee is disgusting. It tastes like furniture polish. I need to find a good Korean market.
With gas fast approaching 5 bucks a gallon, people still drive like lead foot..they must be made of money. I usually end up passing them at the gas station.
I'm really hating pop culture. There is nothing there for me. Who runs this media whore machine?
As I get older, I'm starting to care less about being politically correct. I think everyone knows the truth but won't be honest with themselves or others.
I have to learn to watch my language, A guy almost rammed into me on the freeway yesterday and my 7 year old daughter asked me if the guy was a cocksucker or a dick wipe.
My son who has a severe apple allergy, drank a capri sun juice drink that indicated "no apples" on the label, got sick as hell off of one today. He had vomiting and diarrhea for 6 hours so I missed fathers day taking care of him. I don't mind though. The kid needed me there. I'm calling the fucking bastards at Kraft to see if they have any explanation.
When I drink, I get happy and silly. When some others drink they get stupid, sad and mad. I would hope that those people would learn their lesson and start popping pills instead.
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That's all some really sage advice you've got going on here today!
I've never tried the store bought Kimchee. Haven't had any in about 20 years now either. The truckstop where I slaved for about 7 years (waitress) had a little Korean lady who was our dishwasher and she brought us her own, homemade Kimchee which was delicious -just outstanding! Wish I knew how to make that stuff as I really used to enjoy that part of working there. Peace -and Happy Father's Day, even if you did have to care for a sick child in the process -all part of the package, isn't it?
I'm not a big kimchee fan. I just can't get past that rotten after taste.
Your remark about your 7 year old daughter had me giggling out loud.
When I drink I also get happy and silly, I like drinking to much really, but then I don't remember what was going on around me.
Happy Father's day! Sorry your son was so sick.....I'd go after the company! Also I'm not P.C. and it drives my oldest nuts. She'll learn in time.
As one politically incorrect bastard to another...I am a happy drinker too. Happy Monday, and Cheers!!
Store bought Kimchee is disgusting. It tastes like furniure polish. I need to find a good Korean market.
Hammer! Having spent a year in Korea, I've had similar experiences with the kimchee hunt, and bulgogi just isn't the same without great kimchee! I just wish I could find a source to mail order kimchee AND soju *wink*
Every woman should see their potential mate drunk at least once before making that commitment.
If he's an angry asshole when drunk, chances are you're seeing him without his charming armor and without your blinders.
If he's happy and silly,like the Hammer, then you know you got a good one.
My son cannot have almonds. One day recently he got some chocolate chip cookies at the school, I tasted one and didn't notice anything different so he ate one. After the hives started and the severe itching and a couple doses of benedryl I called the school. They were package cookies that shouldn't have had any almond anything in there but you have to wonder how contaminated plants are and what really goes on.
I can send you a couple recipes for kimchi if you care to try making homemade. My husband was born in Korea but after he was adopted he didn't have the food again until many years later. Now that he knows his birth Mom again and she lives in the States, I've watched her make it. And I have a cookbook with some recipes.
I am not great at it, so have bought it at the Korean market more often than I've made it, but it you want the recipes, I'd be happy to send them.
And to Dana:
Bulgogi and Soju are AWESOME. I'm sure I've got a bottle in my basement! LOL
I have noticed that too re: lead foot. Just yesterday some guy in a pickup zoomed past us in a no-pass zone, and we were going the speed limit. The guy was a cocksucker as well as a dick wipe but I had to also restrain myself from swearing for the same reason.
That's messed up that the packaging wasn't labeled correctly. Definitely should raise a stink. I hope your kid feels better.
i love these posts, but i'm too add to remember a comment! i agree, yes?
my kids asked me the other day why i say so many bad words under my breath. i was just happy they recognized i was trying not to swear! success!
I can relate to cursing at other drivers. Just the other day as I cursed a driver and called him a douchenozzle (yes, quite mature) he turned at looked at me, that's when I realized that my windows were down.
Oh goodness I LOL'd @ your lil gurlie! She is wise beyond her years...
I have tested myself this last week on vacation... I too am a happy silly AND goofey dancing drunk!
Allergies are so tough to totally keep in check.. I freaked out my Toronto "family" this trip when I whipped out the Epi-pen and showed even the young ones what to do in an emergency. I am now refered to as "Scarey Aunt Cheese"... Thankfully no bees were on this trip!
I have no idea what kimchee is. Maybe I should step outside the box when it comes to foods!
I find I am driving slower and feel no guilt about anyone who has the need to pass me by.
I have a major potty-mouth in the car, but seem to have no issues any other time. In the car, I call every stupid driver a "F_cker" but would never even use that any other time. Probably because all my other time is spent in the office or around the kids.
I get happy and silly when I drink too. I'm a fun drunk!
Hammer I dont blame you for calling Kraft. That is just plain stupid of them not to put all juices and what nots in there ingredients..
Sorry to hear about the boy getting sick...Yeah, that really sucks.
And I am ashamed of you for the use of your language. We all know that the appropriate terms would be Fucktard and Asswipe!
Glad you are back Hammer!
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That comment from your 7 year old is hilarious. :) I don't want to know the truth behind it, I just want to enjoy it (and I did!). LOL
Hubby and I are both giggly drunks too. The only problem is that my husband tells every stupid joke he knows when he's drunk. That gets a bit annoying. ;)
Sorry about your son but it just shows that you are the best kind of Daddy to have.
I get happy and silly too.
Fesh Kimchee isn;t too bad, the winter kimchee tastes liek what I htink canned ass woudl taste like. Liek my da dused to say, if peopel get hungry enough thye'll eat damn near anythign.
I still see monster turcks cruising down the road. Tough to believ Americans are that stupid, but AZ has won prizes for it
It is the Disney Whore machine and the parents that pimp their kids. Hanna Montana is next...
You can't say anything anymore. I am a fat bald white guy, the last target for humiliation and jokes on earth. Screw 'em all.
Yes Virginia, he was a pole smoker
Welcome to the Third World - our food and water are no longer safe.
I don't drink much anymore, it doesn't lead anywhere but to trouble.
You remind me of myself, except for the kimchee and sick kid. I've noticed that people aren't slowing down much. Maybe when gas IS $5/gallon they'll slow down, but I don't think the asswipes will.
I'm with ordinaryjanet. Sorry about your son's illness and glad that it wasn't fatal. Would rip Kraft a new one.
Can't drink enough to act too out of character. I do try to point out how nonPC and outright silly I am when sober, so that folks know that I ain't drunk!
Sorry for your son. Is it possible that he has become allergic to other fruits, too?
Gas price and driving habits: I do not get it either. Where I live, an American gallon would cost 7 US$. As far as I can see, there is no effect on people's driving habits. (Though public transportation is good, reliable and relatively cheap here.) Even poor people complain about the price but continue to drive no matter how short the distance. It is as if they had forgotten the original function of their feet.
This post epitomizes why I like your blog so much. You can say a lot in a few words and cause me to think almost every time....
i want to hear Kraft's explanation on this....
I love that you have thoughts and say them. I can't say my thoughts. I have to fictionalize everything. But you do it effortlessly.
I'm a sad drunk and end up crying. I'm such a woosie. I don't drink in public for that reason.
Hammer, you've been ComPosted by Dan O. (That's a good thing!)
Hilarious! Love it.
I think when people get lit upp their real self is revealed. The fake stuff melts away, or the wall comes down. I tend to get sleepy. Don't know what that means.
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